the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go
the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady
New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding
Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?
Y’all tumblr is dumb and deleted my giveaway. So I’m gonna hold one on my Instagram @abstractava mid January. Please give me ideas of what y’all would like to be in it, I want it to be a really nice big giveaway!!
Anonymous asked: (Spartan-kicks down your door) You're cute. You've always been cute. You always will be cute. If we lived in a relatively reasonable distance between meat-spaces, I would come over to hug you and tell you that you were cute on a weekly basis, bare minimum. You rockstar. Keep on being wonderful.
